Mitt and Ann Romney’s five sons have been making the rounds of the talk shows in an attempt to show Americans what David Brooks calls “The Real Romney.” The tour gave liberal tweeters a severe case of the vapors this morning:
Mitt Romney's sons kinda creep me out.
— Mary (@MaryAlongi) August 28, 2012
MSNBC: "Romney Sons Describe Their Dad as 'Animated.'" Which cartoon character do they have in mind?
— Bill Keller (@billkeller2014) August 28, 2012
Especially around money. News Item: Romney sons call father 'animated'
— Pink Flag (@smiff) August 28, 2012
Two of the most square things in the Universe:
Rubic's Cube and Sons of Mitt Romney. Which is more square? Which is harder to figure out?— Dolly Lomma (@DollyLomma) August 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/vilnius_bot/status/240476871739969536
Mitt Romney & his 5 creepy sons look like enormous, avaricious ferrets.
— ͏Wi͏n͏ea͏n͏g͏e͏l (@semperabsurda) August 28, 2012
. @catlady628 agreed about Romney family service-When I see his sons I think cheap assed millionaire wouldn't cough up 50 cents for condom?
— Kevin (Keri) C (@kcinci) August 28, 2012
This classy comment led to even more classy comments about the paternity of Ben Romney, who is blond, like his mother.
https://twitter.com/KathrynAnneJ/status/240460618530955265
https://twitter.com/Litzz11/status/240460841814740993
Their wives did not escape the the ridiculous ridicule.
" Mitt helped Ann raise five perfect sons —Bip, Chip, Rip, Skip and Dip — who married identically tanned wives." http://t.co/m1rUw42Q
— Richard Saunders (@organicdemocrat) August 28, 2012
CNN viewers were so distraught they even turned on one of their own, Piers Morgan:
@talkmaster That Piers Morgan bit with Romney's sons was an embarrassment, but that's every night with him. CNN should be ashamed. #cnnfail
— Angry Black Conservative (@FreeBlackMan) August 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/AdamTragone/status/240273991372271617
And the Village Voice, demonstrating its total disconnect with most of the country, finds them “terrifying” because they “don’t drink, don’t smoke, and really love their dad.” All major crimes in the liberal playbook.
Mitt Romney's Five Sons Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, And Really Love Their Dad. They're Terrifying http://t.co/RMBkGGN4
— The Village Voice (@villagevoice) August 28, 2012
Finally, a super-helpful thought about the utter unfairness of Romney’s family size:
What?! That's unfair! Obama only has 2 kids #equalkinredistribution —> NYTimes: With 5 Romney Sons, 5 More Spokesmen http://t.co/moOP8pwa
— Andrew Johnson (@AndrewE_Johnson) August 28, 2012
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