Yes, the Academy Awards featured a joke alluding to raunchy parties at actor Jack Nicholson’s house.
Transcript:
Ted (the teddy bear character from the movie of the same title, voiced by Academy Awards host Seth MacFarlane): “Look at all those people out there, dressed up looking sharp. Thinking about how much sex they are going to have with each other later.”
Mark Wahlberg: “Ted, what are you talking about, man?”
Ted: “Look, alright, I will come clean with you; I just want to be a part of it. Come on you guys please just tell me where it’s gonna be.”
Wahlberg: “Ted no one knows what you’re talking about, OK?”
Ted: “Mark the big post-Oscars Hollywood orgy. Please tell me where it Is !”
Wahlberg: “Look, I think your imagination has gotten out of control, dude”
Ted: “Look, come on you guys I’m really good at sex and I can bring sodas and snacks and soap and stuff. Please.”
Wahlberg: “Alright, it’s at Jack Nicholson’s house.”
Ted “Yaaahhh !”
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Casual viewers may not be aware, but it was at Jack Nicholson’s house that fugitive perv director Roman Polanski allegedly drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl.
Is that funny? Hollywood thinks so.
Marky Mark and Ted presenting Best Sound before heading to a Hollywood orgy at Jack Nicholson's house #EmpireOscarsParty
— Empire Magazine Aust (@EmpireAust) February 25, 2013
We have a feeling the party is ALWAYS at Jack Nicholson's house. #oscars2013
— Esquire (@esquire) February 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/northsidelloyd/status/305878900653817856
See you at Jack Nicholson's house? #Ted #Oscars
— Nakia (@Nakia) February 25, 2013
So the after party is at Jack Nicholson's house? Lol
— Adam Ventura (@adamv2326) February 25, 2013
No. It’s not “LOL.”
Sorry, but anyone who knows about Roman Polanski knows that jokes about orgies at Jack Nicholson's house aren't funny. #cleveroscars
— Teen Lit Rocks (@TeenLitRocks) February 25, 2013
Need a refresher course? Click here:
@TwitchyTeam @MichelleMalkin "It's at Jack Nicholson's house." Ha ha ha. NOT. http://t.co/YmVcGAsQEI #Oscars
— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) February 25, 2013
Or just Google it.
https://twitter.com/niccolus/status/305877852849577984
The orgy has always been at Jack Nicholson's house, just ask Roman Polanski #Oscars
— Murphey (@DPMurphey) February 25, 2013
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I thought Roman Polanski's rape of a minor made sex-at-Nicholson's-house jokes off-limits. Guess not.
— Adam Bonin (@adambonin) February 25, 2013
That’s Hollywood values for you.
Related:
Patterico, “Roman Polanski Arrested in Switzerland”
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