Troubled actress Amanda Bynes to Obama: Help me!

Twitchy has been chronicling the sad travails of young, at-risk actress Amanda Bynes. The latest? She’s taking her case to Barack Obama.

Fans and foes offered a more, um, sober assessment of her chances for success:

.@amandabynes I don't think @barackobama has the power to fire a local cop. Sorry about your mug shot.

— Timothy Mitchell (@timminycricket) June 6, 2012

@AmandaBynes @BarackObama we have all seen the TMZ video, you DO drink, go to rehab and pay the fines. The End

— carrie (@trooperMoo) June 5, 2012

I'm sure he'll get right on that RT @AmandaBynes: Hey @BarackObama… I don't drink. Please fire cop who arrested me. I also don't hit + run

— Andrea Woo | 鄔瑞楓 (@AndreaWoo) June 6, 2012

Hey @BarackObama… I don't think. Ever. My name is @AmandaBynes and I also don't believe rules apply to me. Please intervene.

— Hey all you cool cats and kittens! (@craiggasscomedy) June 6, 2012

Girl. SIT. Down. RT @AmandaBynes Hey @BarackObama I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.

— Nina Parker (@MzGossipGirl) June 6, 2012