Yawn. Someone wake up Miley Cyrus. No one can out-twerk and out-debase the queen of pop vulgarity. After her foam finger free-for-all last year with now-persona non grata Robin Thicke, Cyrus has done it all and seen it all. VMA viewers noted her bored faces during Taylor Swift’s rump-shaking performance tonight.

Maybe another VMA party shooting will rouse the bored diva.