‘What the hell am I watching?’ Twerking Miley Cyrus, giant teddy bears, Robin Thicke and more

Ladies and gentlemen, the state of American pop music:

Oh, dear. Robin Thicke and his blurred lines just took the stage.

Ditto this:



Update: And this, times 1,000,000.

  • Ramone Love

    Miley Cyrus has a such a flat face it looks like someone whacked her in the head with a shovel.

    • sofia

      i’m sure you’re very cute

      • Ramone Love

        Indeed I am.

        • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

          Hey, you look like the Vegas sign!

    • lainer51

      hence, the brain damage!

  • TJ

    Just found out that I get MTV. Just watching for someone to show up in hoodie for some reason. Nothing yet. Kanye west is sing and they have to bleep his song. Sure you can show sexual suggestive stuff but can not sing the n-word in a song.

    • John W.

      I had no idea that Kanye West has ever attempted anything that could be called singing.

    • lainer51

      ahh, what a great role model for his new baby girl…

  • Nataly Carbonell

    I think Miley Cyrus just wants publicity -.-

    • trixiewoobeans

      And she has not yet begun to debase herself!

      • MarcusFenix

        Your statement doesn’t clarify whether I should feel pity….or just keep laughing at the Miley Cyrus “All Aboard!!!” Train Wreck.

        • Graham Shaw

          It should be a mix. Pity because she likely got into this when she was young and impressionable laughter because she is plenty old enough now to get her head on straight

      • Paladin

        Doc Holiday quote from Tombstone.

        • trixiewoobeans

          She’s your huckleberry, lol.

    • BigSky1970

      Well, she has no talent, if that’s what you mean.

  • Maurice

    LMAO This award show became so dumb.

  • Finrod Felagund

    This is where I’m glad I don’t waste my time watching these shows.

  • ryanabe

    The only reason they went with the teddy bear was because the donkey got held up in traffic. Otherwise it would have made a lot more sense.

  • Scorpion

    An escapee from the Star Wars bar scene.

  • Brother bob

    “Twerking”, sexual innuendos, pot smoking, transsexuals, profanity… This generation really done itself real proud..and no one really cares..not even their parents. Not even you folks that blog about how terrible it is.. After we turn off our computer we all just go about our ways.. Watching our society go down the drain and keep voting for the party that promotes this trash.

    • PeopleAreStupid

      You can’t be serious…

      Really making this a political issue…

      • Guest

        Lol..sonny boy , at every award show from the Emmys ,MTV, to the oscars it has been political for the last 20 years. Pushing their liberal agenda from global waRming to homosexual marriage. And you take offensive to my post because im pointing out the facts? Were you in cave?

        • PeopleAreStupid

          Oh my god stop. I seriously can not believe any person with active brain cells sees any political agenda from “twerking” & teen sex symbols. Someone IS living in a cave, but it isn’t me.

          • VL123

            no dumbass…you don’t see how the leftist agenda has corroded the morals of this country.

          • Garth Haycock

            A big swing and a miss! You just corkscrewed yourself into the ground on that one.

          • Jill

            By way of dichotomy, would you consider teen sex symbols gyrating and engaging in pseudo plushy fantasies the height of enlightenment?

          • Michael Rice

            Way to single out one part of the collective point. That said, let me explain it to you.
            Liberals love this “free expression” type of stuff. Teen girls twerking along to the songs, singing about doing drugs, etc….
            “Hollywood” is overwhelmingly liberal. WHy is that?

          • PeopleAreStupid

            lmao, you people are what is destroying this country. Make rules against everything, take away the freedom, as long as you don’t see anything that makes you uncomfortable. She isn’t my daughter, so I don’t care what she does, and my children aren’t stupid enough to take her as a role model. Maybe you and your children are that susceptible to the influence of a 20 year old. Have your own mind, your own free will, instead of choosing to ignore her antics, you chose to allow them to upset you, which is just fucking laughable.

          • Jill

            What are you blathering about? She is free to perform her ‘art’ on a public stage. The public is free to offer praise or critique. Very few people here are ‘upset’ by her antics, rather we are mocking her. Freedom goes both ways, right?

          • Elaine

            You forgot take God out of everything…

          • V the K

            Sure it is. There are three things that virtually guarantee that a person can avoid poverty: 1. Don’t have children out of wedlock. 2. Finish school. 3. Get married, stay married.

            So, we have a progressive secular left that 1. Encourages promiscuity (the topic of this thread), 2. Is destroying the education system (Teacher’s Unions and substituting lifestyle crap about gay history for real learning), 3. Destroying any meaningful definition of marriage.

            So, yeah, it is political.

          • Squibs

            People can do whatever they damn well please with their lives. That’s why it’s THEIR life.
            1. If you wanna have a kid, do it. Almost everybody gets feelings of wanting to be a parent in their life, so if you’re in a stable position to do so, don’t worry about being married. Or if you’re not in a stable position! There will be consequences, but if it’s what will make you happy do it!
            2. The education system is dumb and horrible and always has been, and the reason so many kids don’t finish nowadays is cause they see right through it’s standardized bullshit and realize what they’re learning is useless (this is mostly just applies to basic high school, specific advanced professions do require education, so I’ll give you that).
            3. If you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them, marry them. If that changes, divorce them. There is no reason to keep someone who makes you unhappy in your life.
            These aren’t satanic trends that the demon children of nowadays are shoving down the throats of all the good kids forcing them to be bad, it’s just society changing. The current teen generation in particular pushes emphasis on personal freedom and rationalization (hence moving away from Christianity’s incredibly biased and misinformed views), which leads to them becoming more sexually aware and expressing it earlier on in life, and also things like experimenting with drugs and alcohol. You see it as us being idiots, we see it as exploring life because the world has changed and we’re allowed to now. Don’t ruin our pursuit of happiness just because you think some invisible all-knowing man in the clouds will disapprove.

      • BigSky1970

        These award shows are nothing but political conventions for the low information voter.

  • Netmilsmom

    I had to look the video up. Then shower.

  • Love of Country

    One too many raves … one too many hits of ecstasy.

    • Finrod Felagund

      It would take PCP and smack to produce that level of derangement.

      • Love of Country

        Well her visuals are actually quite rave-like and ecstasy/MDMA is the only drug proven to cause permanent brain and chromosomal damage … or at least those were the findings back in 1988 when I was studying such fields of endeavor and not to diminish the side effects of taking smack and PCP. However, since they’re polar opposites, perhaps they would just cancel each other out, lol.

        • Jay Stevens

          No. Just because the effects cancel themselves out means the damage does also.

          • Love of Country

            Well I was just kidding around. I mean amphetamines and heroin may sort of cancel each other out but PCP ….. now that might be different since that drug is like taking speed and hallucinogens at the same time and so it’s on a schedule and in a league all of its own, no?

        • Dagon

          Uhhh John Belushi died from a speedball which is comprised of heroin and cocaine 2 drugs that effects are contrary.

      • Jill

        Her performance reminded me of one of the more sordid scenes in A Clockwork Orange. Perhaps one too many trips to the milk bar are to blame…

  • John Alvarado

    Sometimes, I wonder what went wrong with her.. and all evidence points to Disney.

    • anti-repression

      Nothing is wrong with her. She’s no different from Pink and other pop stars. What did you expect her to be squeaky clean forever?

      • Justin Jurek

        Actually yes, we do, for the sake or both her soul and our culture.

      • Justin Jurek

        Actually yes, we do, for the sake or both her soul and our culture.

    • John Alvarado

      If You can’t tell, I am joking..

      • WhoMeToo

        I don’t know…. Just look at some of the trainwrecks that have come out of the Disney empire….. Especially the females… it’s both sad and disturbing.

  • therealguyfaux

    This is obviously a “veiled” mockery of Islam, as we all know from South Park that Mohammed is a teddy bear!

  • Felicia Igbani

    At first, I thought it was adorable. Now she’s walking around like she invented twerking (which she CAN’T DO). Then she actually said she wanted a different sound that “felt black” VERBATIM. Then she raided Rihanna’s 2009 closet. No one in the hip hop community takes her seriously. She’s like the one chick who got lost in the hood and “discovered” a dance. Rihanna, Drake and Will Smith were on the verge of vomiting. I guess what I’m trying to say is: If you’re going to be raunchy…at LEAST be original. Even her VMAs hairstyle was a replay of 1996 Gwen Stefani. URGH.

  • Elilla Shadowheart

    I’m sure this got the pedobear seal of approval.

  • HWarrior13

    Some things just can’t be unseen

    • Spiny Norman


      • HWarrior13

        EXACTLY, Spiny…exactly !

        • Spiny Norman

          Oh, 4Chan wasn’t terribly impressed, either, so they had a little fun with photoshop. When you see it…

          • thetreyman

            she said beetlejuice three times and he popped his load.

          • thetreyman

            also, look at Winona Ryder’s face in the crowd.

            i used to know a DJ that looked like Winona Ryder…..damn she was hot.

          • Jay Stevens

            Complete with a throng of admirers looking like they are hold her down.

          • Elaine

            Isn’t that Madonna?

      • Jay Stevens

        As a cat lover, I really like this poster.

  • Disney princess

    Miley Cyrus performance was trashy no class and a disgrace to Disney turning in his grave and shows no matter how much money she has she lacks brains knowing underaged viewers and devalues girls n woman another role model down the drain!

    • anti-repression

      What are you, 13? Or is this your first VMA
      1. The VMAs is not for little kids.
      2. Miley Cyrus is 20 years old and not on Disney. It’s not her job to be a nanny.

    • Blaize Crystal

      Putting limits on the clothes one sex can wear and the dance moves one sex can do devalues that sex far more than letting people dress and dance however they please does.

  • VL123

    Another example of how the hip hop culture is destroying the youth of America.

  • John Galt

    Is it just me, or is her performance similar to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iPjjUX_4g

  • NCRelite

    Ecstacy is a hell of a drug

    • Matthew Koch

      I thought, “Cocaine was a hell of a drug?”

  • MarcusFenix

    Seriously, I see this and just wonder if she’s getting enough fiber.

    Maybe she just needs to walk it off.

  • missyree68

    She seems to be a ship without a sail. I think the drugs have taken away any sense of self or any sense she may have had. What was up with her hair. Twerking may be a new name for shaking your booty, but it is not new. She doesn’t really have a booty. Wish her well. Does not seem good for Miley.

  • Sean Minturn

    It’s dadaism. That’s what popular entertainment has become.

  • Maxwell

    Any chance I could get a generation… mine seems to be broken.

    Imagine too, it’s only suppose to get worse after this. Makes me kind of not want to have kids.

    • Webba

      No have kids. Just don’t be a useless POS “parent” like the ones who crapped out kids like Miley.

  • Arnold Townsend

    And people look at me funny when I tell them, “No, I didn’t see that. I don’t watch TV.” What is happening in this country?

  • Graham Shaw

    This is one reason I don’t watch award shows, a bunch of attention craving lunatics trying to outdo one another stunts. Didn’t there used to be a time when if you wanted to out do someone you tried to make better music than them?

    • Kimberly Stanley

      That is true. The only problem is the are unable to make even good music so they resort to shock to cover up the fact that they have #zerotalent.

  • Graham Shaw

    In all seriousness though its an attempt to paint Miley as a kinky tweener. Anyone who thinks we aren’t sexualizing tweens and teens is kidding themselves. The only question is are they trying to sell to teenage boys or adult males

  • Graham Shaw

    Last comment (for now): Pop is no longer about music it’s about looks you find a good looking girl and teach her to sing (or lip Synch) and let her act like a stripper only with much less dignity . BOOM platinum albums all around. Carl Haisson wrote a good book on this “Star Island” he’s an archliberal but still funny.

  • Sanity Check

    She makes bukkake porn look respectable.

  • SPCAndyJ

    MTV sucks and I haven’t watched it since around 1991 when they stopped showing videos. I apologize but I had to look up ‘twerk’ in the urban dictionary – I seriously thought it stood for something like Twitter Jerk but now that I know what it is, I am weeping along with the rest of you for the decay of civilization…

  • Clete Torres

    WHAT is the big fascination with MTV and their ‘awards’ shows?

  • Suzyqpie

    Next up, Outrageous Behavior Awards Show.


    Can anybody just sing anymore? WTF is going on in this country?

  • michelle

    Never thought miley was talented, she just so proved me right. I seen a chihuahua on YouTube that danced better than that.

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  • twistedgenius

    I was laughing so hard when I saw this..
    BeetleJuice… BeetleJuice…BeetleJuice

  • Vicky

    Seriously…how could any young woman feel good about themselves after that kind of performance…just don’t get it….and hope I never do…geeez!

  • lilredhairedgirl

    Miley is just covering up for the fact that she has no talent.

  • maplebob23

    I think people only watch this stuff to act shocked and surprised. It’s Hollywood.

  • Frank N Short

    Miley has been hitting the Salvia in the bong again. But according to her, nothing is wrong with it because it’s not illegal. Unfortunately for her, Salvinorin A (the major active principal of the plant Salvia divinorum) is an
    extremely powerful consciousness altering compound. In fact it is the most
    potent naturally occurring hallucinogen thus far isolated.
    I think it’s clear to everyone that she’s altered her brain chemistry past the point of know return.

  • Les Mcc

    “she’s” really a HE. “Miley” is really Miles and has been undergoing hormone treatment.

  • © Sponge

    I’m still shocked that people still watch MTV.

  • CJ

    Miley Cyrus got exactly what she wanted…attention: people to be talking about her…remember all publicity is good publicity in Hollyweird and the music business. I think Lady Gaga was outdone and Madonna is sitting at home saying…dammit, that was even more over the top than anything I have ever done…..but, this is just something these acts do when they actually lack talent. BTW..Robin Thicke looked like BeetleJuice…lol

  • Axelgreaser

    *sigh* With a lunatic in the WH, is this news? Twitchy, puleeeze! But do you realize in a few years (if even that) this can be satellite transmitted from Miley’s bedroom (where it belongs) via Obama-NSA Snoop-O-Vision? So, much more time for a gal to fiddle with the hair and non-existent wardrobe.

    • Graham Shaw

      It’s actually more relevant than you think Obama couldn’t have been elected without a culture that was vulnerable to the media’s painting him as a celebrity. The larger culture affects who gets power and anyone who considers this anything more than a strip club act can still vote…

      • Axelgreaser

        You are correct, of course. I’m just so sick of the vulgarity Obama has spawned. He’s just a hood rat from Chitcago that hates America just enough to be of value to the commie liberals.

        • Graham Shaw

          Nah he’s much worse than that. My belief is that he is a bonafide communist from Hawaii who is trying to turn America in a workers paradise at best, at worst he is trying to destroy America from within for its past crimes against Africa. Either way we’re in deep bantha poo doo

  • The Jackal

    What was with the Beetlejuice outfit on Robin Thicke? And why was he on stage with that train wreck?

  • LuLu Jennings

    Forget the poor teddy bear…whats with all that tongue action…kinda gross

  • tommcgtx

    To all of these astonished people:
    Don’t you see? The problem is that you were watching the VMA’s period! Luckily, I had no idea until now.

  • Axelgreaser

    AT FIRST I WAS REALLY SHOCKED! I mixed up Robin Thicke with Alan Thicke. But Porney Cyrus probably wouldn’t care. When you can’t actually sing I suppose you have to try anything. And she really can’t sing.

    • LissaKay

      Robin is Alan’s son.

  • LissaKay

    Whenever I mention this, I am told I am an old-fashioned, overly religious, fundamentalist whacko …

    Sorry, but it is the truth. God gave us these rules for a reason.

    This is where we go when we, as a society, let go of our traditional morals and values. When we start to say it’s OK to do things that were previously considered immoral, sinful, wrong, we start down a slippery slope towards a society in which there is no respect for women, for children, for anyone. A society in which there are no rules, no limits … and no boundaries on our behavior.

    Not so long ago, sex outside of marriage was not acceptable. Then society decided it was OK. Sex with people of the same gender was not OK. Then society decided it was OK. Young women dancing around on stage on national TV with scarcely any clothes on, gyrating and simulating sex acts was scandalous, then Madonna normalized it, and it became just another artistic expression

    Teenagers having sex was not OK, but recently it has become the norm and now we have a proposed national curriculum that will include pornographic novels for high school students. Gays have agitated to have their sexual preferences deemed normal and acceptable, and society has bought into it. Now pedophiles and those into bestiality are wanting the same … are we ready for that too?

    This is exactly the expected outcome of the so-called sexual revolution. If you’ve embraced that, why the hell are you acting all shocked by what Miley Cyrus did?

    • V the K

      all those uptight people in the fifties who were ruthlessly mocked for
      proclaiming that rock and roll music would destroy our culture and
      society… I think we owe them an apology. We’re sorry, uptight people
      of the fifties. You were right all along. If we had known this was the endgame, we would have strangled Chuck Berry with his own guitar strings.

    • Damien Johnson

      Replying so that I can easily read this comment again.

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  • Joe_Pace

    Makes me long for the (less) painful days of ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ and ‘Thicke of the Night’.

  • kate

    When Miley’s face is next to the big butt trying to motorboat/smell her farts.. ( god only knows)hmm.. wonder if she woke up with pink eye today?

  • AndreaPitts

    Her tongue thing was more disturbing than the twerking.

  • Sky MKinley

    The problem with Miley is that she just throws her body parts out there and expects that to be enough to garner public adulation. She’s not sexy. She’s clumsy and crude. Reminding me more of a worn out hooker trying to pick up one last trick at 4 a.m.
    Which is just the saddest thing! I feel so sorry for her :( She is not someone I would ever want to be.

  • houndmother

    I’d be happier if she’d just keep her * tongue in her mouth. Is she having a seizure?

  • James DeAcutis

    Drunken hillbillies are shaking there heads and cursing their lineage tonight…

  • James Mulhall

    Best comeback ever. /s

  • Matthew Koch

    What did it say? It was already deleted when I got here.