CRACKING UP: What Reuters just said about Hillary Clinton's collapse is BEYOND parody

So, Reuters just upped the ante in the “most absurd Hillary Clinton defense” pot. And it was BEYOND parody. Seriously; Look at it:

How to get sick on the U.S. campaign trail: Little sleep, bad food, germs everywhere https://t.co/mQzznytl26 pic.twitter.com/Tw1OMLJmkI

— Reuters (@Reuters) September 13, 2016

Oh sweeties! Bless your precious sycophantic hearts.

Twitter users couldn’t stop laughing and gave Reuters the business.

https://twitter.com/mafiasumers/status/775720115358818304

Unlike Trump, she's spent more time laying low and at celebrity fundraisers than campaigning, lately. Try another excuse for her.

— Cee Level (@CeeHag) September 13, 2016

And the excuses keep piling on. #OverHeatedHillary

— Hector Olan (@HectorOlan) September 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/On_SideLines/status/775721462590271488

And whoops:

I know, right? Have you even seen how sick Trump- Oh, wait. He's NOT.

— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) September 13, 2016

Snicker.

how to get sick on the campaign trail: expose voters and children to candidates that do not reveal they are seriously ill

— RitaA (@RitaPat47) September 13, 2016

Double whoops.

she's younger, had half the campaign stops, and far more experience on the trail. So why isn't Trump collapsing in a heap?

— fats hendrix (@fatshendrix) September 13, 2016

Good question. Care to tackle that one, Reuters hacks? No? Well, here’s an exit suggestion for you:

https://twitter.com/ivovic/status/775720018138980352