Snicker.
What sparked Iowahawk’s latest winning riff? Oh, just a little zealotry brought to you by Obamacare evangelists. As Twitchy reported, OFA and others are touting ways to indoctrinate your family, including your children, during the holidays.
"Evangelism for the Left," @slublog says https://t.co/Qs3PX2dqG3
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 25, 2013
Stop making fun of WH Obamacare talks for the holidays. It's actually not that hilarious 2 not have insurance. I want my fam to have info!
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) November 25, 2013
Forward to more creepy cultism!
"chances are, folks at the dinner table look to you as a voice of reason," – says cult members to selves http://t.co/CBVtMJ86x1
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 26, 2013
It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so shake fisty! Luckily, Iowahawk saves the day with giggles.
4 out of 5 newspapers agree: this Thanksgiving, assert yourself as an obnoxious talking-point spewing asshole http://t.co/b9ONBhJCPU
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 26, 2013
What to do if you have evangelizing relatives?
Thanks for that reading from the OFA email, Cousin Chuck. Would you like some gravy on your hot bowl of STFU?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 26, 2013
Oh, you want to talk about Obamacare, Aunt Mabel? Sure, after right you pay your mandatory $50 for free cranberry access coverage.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 26, 2013
Perfect!
And a winning exit point:
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/405144472561786880
We are ever so thankful for Iowahawk.
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