Bada-zing! Mary Katharine blasted John Kerry as only she can. As Twitchy reported, Secretary of State Kerry made the case for Syria strikes by claiming they would be “unbelievably small.”
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 9, 2013
Shorter Obama administration: Syria is a huge test for US and international community that requires an incredibly small response.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) September 9, 2013
Enter Mary Katharine Ham, who combined “small” Kerry mockery with the report that stated Obama is seeking action that is “just muscular enough to not get mocked.”
Twitter users giggled madly. We are all 12 years old now.
"Unbelievably small" is definitely not "just muscular enough not to get mocked."
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) September 9, 2013
— Underdog (@rdbrewer4) September 9, 2013
Then came Rep. Stockman to bring home the win:
White House issues correction. "Unbelievably small" strategy is their job growth plan.
— Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) September 9, 2013