Report saying Obama seeking Syria response ‘just muscular enough not to get mocked’ gets mocked

Well, possibly something like that:


Not every American president has the additional burden of being concerned about having his Nobel Peace Prize repo’d after going all “Hulk smash” on another country, but President Obama does. Some aren’t comforted by reports that Obama might be making decisions based on what jokes Jay Leno might make about those decisions, and reports that Team Obama is concerned about being mocked were immediately mocked:

If a strike is launched on Syria, the American people will be the last to know:

If President Obama is in fact trying to decide what would be a mockable response vs. a non-mockable response, he’s still in deliberations with his team:

Meanwhile, David Frum would rather we just change the subject:


  • HARP2

    Show em` your muscle Barry..

    • Joe W.

      Don’t say that around Anthony Weiner!!!

      • Darth_Venomous

        Spew warning next time, Joe…?! X-D

  • IceColdTroll

    “”The president has no authority to unilaterally attack… and if he does, as Foreign Relations Committee chairman, I will move to impeach.”

    Joe Biden, 2007

    Got Declaration of War?

    • Clete Torres

      It’s different this time.

      Because it’s them.

  • Meech204

    I guess Barry will find out if he attacks Syria when he watches Fox News. #Transparency

  • Catchance

    Did you hear that Code Pink is out in force picketing the White House?

    Yeah, me neither.

  • Maxx

    Just text “I’m rubber you’re glue” to Assad and get it over with.

    Chest thumping in yer mom jeans intimidates no one.

  • BeevaloBill

    I hope the “US Official” staking out the muscular enough not to be mocked policy is blowing it out of some orifice — because if that is the position of the Administration, we are being led by incompetent boobs with zero self awareness. Similarly, if true, we are in a dangerously vulnerable position relative to our stated and unstated enemies.

    The stomach turns.

  • Jeremy
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  • JeffWRidge

    It’s good to have a president who has his priorities straight.

  • WhoMeToo

    So… When Russia & China split the US down the middle, can I live on the China side? #iReallyLoveEggFooYung.

  • Roto

    Operation Girly Strike

  • Terry_Jim

    O P E R A T I O N :
    S L A P Y O U S I L L Y

  • dagnytaggart

    Doesn’t our President have to consult with and get approval from someone like…I don’t know…CONGRESS before he goes to war with Syria, muscle size notwithstanding?

    • OLLPOH ~ America


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  • Libertyworld

    As a ‘former’ trooper, I’m sure our troops who may die are just fine with that. :(

  • BlahBlah

    Stop it or I’ll go to the teacher!


    Such an embarrassment to our country. Every time I see that picture of him on the bike or “throwing” the first pitch I ask myself what happened to real American men? My God what have we allowed to happen? How in my adult life can our country have gone from Ronald Reagan to this?

  • arttie

    “Its all Bush’s fault. If he hadn’t been threatening Sadam, the WMD would not have been transferred to Syria, Assad would not have had them to use, and I would not have to counter act my impotence and incompetence as president by launching a strike on Syria” said BHO.

  • Magnifico

    I certainly hope Obama didn’t practice prior to throwing out that first pitch. When I first saw the clip on youtube, I thought for sure it was BS.

  • irishgirl91

    You know, I don’t care if we have a man or woman as President. I am just kind of embarrassed that we have a womanly man.

    • Halfbreed

      STOP IT!!!!! You’re making my side split.

    • Halfbreed

      STOP IT!!!!! You’re making my side split.

  • Halfbreed

    I would like to comment but the pictures and other comments are hilarious on their own!!

  • Halfbreed

    I would like to comment but the pictures and other comments are hilarious on their own!!

  • socalcon

    Every time I hear Obama talk about foreign policy, I’m reminded of family vacations where my Dad always ended up yelling over his shoulder into the back seat,” If you two don’t knock it off, I’m turning this car around right now!”.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    The Megalomaniac Searching For His Legend In His Own Mind, and Possibly Starting WWIII.

  • Trudy Hill

    Is this a current picture of Manning during his transformation?

  • lowlevelstaffer

    Uhmmmm… too late, he just got punk’ed by an 11 yr old,,,