We’ve mentioned that y’all should be following @ExJon on Twitter before. If you aren’t yet, what are you waiting for? @ExJon brought the funnies once again on Saturday when he lambasted President Not Time Sensitive as only he can. As Twitchy reported, President “Like, Whenever” Obama says that military action in Syria is “not time sensitive.” No rush, guys! Syria can wait and stuff.
Plus, you know, it’s time to hit the links.
ExJon got things rolling by giving military quotes an Obama-esque twist.
"Our action in Russia isn't time-sensitive" ~ Napoleon
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 31, 2013
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. This isn't time-sensitive.” ― Sun Tzu
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 31, 2013
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes. On second thought, just fire whenever." — William Prescott, Battle Of Bunker Hill
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 31, 2013
"Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead! …Oh, not ready yet? That's cool, just let me know when you get to it." — Admiral David Farragut
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 31, 2013
Gasping!
Other citizens followed hilarious suit.
https://twitter.com/dianesuecohen/status/373883224960688128
@ExJon Von Clauswitz: "War therefore is an act of violence to compel our opponent to fulfill our will, as long as it isn't time sensitive."
— yadisneck (@yadisneck) August 31, 2013
@ExJon "I have not yet begun to fight, because it isn't time sensitive."
— Mike B (@nightflyblog) August 31, 2013
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@ExJon "If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred non-time-sensitive battles." – Sun Tzu
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 31, 2013
"All war is non-time-sensitive deception." -Sun Tzu
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 31, 2013
"Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting, especially on a time-sensitive deadline." -Sun Tzu
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 31, 2013
"If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near, but set a time-sensitive deadline." – Sun Tzu
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 31, 2013
Twitter users know that sometimes you must laugh so that you don’t end up curled in the fetal position, weeping.
ExJon ends with a Teachable Moment ™:
.@BarackObama Read "Art of War" & "The Prince." I still won't agree with your policies, but at least you'll learn basic leadership skills.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 31, 2013
And the always brilliant Iowahawk helps to bring it all home:
@ExJon @stephenfhayes @HotlineJosh The only thing time sensitive is tee time.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 31, 2013
Nothing like the Fierce Urgency of Golf.
— The deadly river Neva (@pipandbaby) August 31, 2013
Once again … Fore-ward!
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