Anthony @Bourdain's tweets about Geraldo Rivera's horrifying selfie are the best thing on Twitter right now pic.twitter.com/ZO1ua87BOV
— Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman) July 21, 2013
So, there’s that. Many Twitter users woke up to the nightmare known as Geraldo Rivera’s nearly-naked selfie. #Geraldoing swiftly became a horrifying thing. Geraldorolling is now also the new Rickrolling: Oh, the humanity.
Author and chef Anthony Bourdain weighed in as only he can:
There’s a struggling Yorkie under the towel. pic.twitter.com/wHI5LNUrvs
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
Geraldo throws his hat into the New York mayoral race pic.twitter.com/Sxh9dBEuWk
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
@the_ironsheik Please take care of Geraldo the old country way.
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
The @the_ironsheik making @GeraldoRivera humble at the request of @Bourdain. Awesome! #headexplosion #teamsheikie
— Willie Stew (@buffalobill716) July 21, 2013
Yep. And pro wrestling legend, The Iron Sheik, delivered in signature style.
@Bourdain no problem bubba
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) July 21, 2013
Geraldo you insult real men like Iron Sheik the @Bourdain & the Nelson Mandela. You ugly son of a bitch I going to slap the fuck out of you
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) July 21, 2013
Geraldo you take picture of yourself you look worse than dead dog shit. I if see you I'm going to beat the fuck out of your ugly ass jabroni
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) July 21, 2013
Recommended
True Story: @geraldorivera go fuck yourself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) July 21, 2013
Tell us how you really feel, Sheikie!
Bourdain continued with his bam-worthy mockery:
The face that launched a thousand breakfasts pic.twitter.com/aTTNOnynRd
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
“Reporting live from Anbar Province” pic.twitter.com/qWnBpDsWAV
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
And an exit point from a Twitter user:
@Bourdain At least he's not throwing in the towel.
— Fun Size Angie (@theboldennui) July 21, 2013
Small favors, indeed.
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