Oh, our aching sides! As we reported, Jim “Cold Dead Projectionist” Carrey took to Twitter today in a huge snit fit. Evidently, his caps lock is stuck in all his stompy foot “tolerance.” Caps lock abuse isn’t his only problem (aside from, you know, his incredible jackassery): He incessantly uses ridiculous emoticons.
https://twitter.com/jmorizzi/status/317366050184380417
@JimCarrey if only you put as much effort into your arguments like you do with your emoticons…
— Nick Pacheco (@rokuterra) March 26, 2013
@JimCarrey uses weird emoticons on Twitter and it makes me uncomfortable.
— Austin Hourigan (@arhourigan) March 27, 2013
@JimCarrey Stop with the emoticons you childish old man. Bill of Rights must remain inviolable, or each freedom will be infringed
— ✝️MaryLehmannMendoza (@TexasRPhJD) March 28, 2013
He’s totally loving and cute, you “heartless motherf**kers” !!!1111eleventy :^) :^)
His constant use of absurd emoticons is also cause for glorious mockery. Enter #CarreysEmoticons!
he has the NUMbskullLOCK key on RT @michellemalkin: Uh-oh. I heard #CarreysEmoticons are jealous of #CarreyCapsLock. >:-{{
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) March 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/Ranger1325/status/317363346934489088
#CarreysEmoticons They call me, Mr. Smug. CI:^{.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) March 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/twingirlsplus1/status/317364061631303680
emoticons, allcaps, and spelling errors, this guy posts like an 8yr old and an 80yr old at the same time #CarreysEmoticons #CarreyCapsLock
— Sal Vitro (@trythatTruCoat) March 28, 2013
#carreysemoticons $8^~@$ Making liberal smug face on the way to the bank
— DeplorableYalie (@CleanGOPHouse) March 28, 2013
Hey @JimCarrey, you yell about stripping me of my #2A rights?? Heres a #CarreysEmoticons for ya…. <^> (-.o) <^>
— J.B. Harris (@JosephHarris81) March 28, 2013
#CarreyCapsLock #CarreysEmoticons
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– <- gun. @;-D-/— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) March 28, 2013
More please, Twitter!
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