#JohnKerryNewCountries: John Kerry's 'Kyrzakhstan' inspires gaffe-tastic mockery

Zing! As Twitchy reported, Secretary of Dunce John Kerry invented a new country.

https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/306096531373707264

Where are the media cries of “what about your gaffes?”

https://twitter.com/PoliticalGOPMom/status/306095371266957314

Yes. Taking a sip of water is cause for replaying 155 times. In one day.

Plus, but … but … Palin!

When Sarah Palin makes a typo on Twitter, she's referred to as being dumb. When John Kerry, SecofState invents a new country, what happens?

— Ubong Kingsley-Udoh (@ubongudoh) February 25, 2013

@LibertasLogos Will not hear a word about Kerry not knowing names of countries but 5 yrs later still after Sarah Palin

— ♥ Bettye ♥ (@BettyeBear) February 25, 2013

When Palin makes a typo on Twitter, lib journos go nuclear. When Obama's SecofState invents a country…hello? http://t.co/Qzq8NVqXok

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 25, 2013

No worries! Twitter users are at the ready to, once again, do the job that the media won’t do. Bonus? They do it with humor, too. Enter #JohnKerryNewCountries.

https://twitter.com/critterman76/status/306086530286501888

https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/306088784339038208

#JohnKerryNewCountries Lurchistan

— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) February 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/306091148764667908

#JohnKerryNewCountries Genghis Khanistan

— ??????? London ??????? (@RealStenoJenny) February 25, 2013

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And an early win with bonus hashtag?

https://twitter.com/Noah_Whining/status/306085936473706496

More, please!