#RejectedOlympicEvents: Better than #NBCFail coverage? Even celebs join in

Heh.

Due to the total #NBCFail coverage of the Olympics, Twitter users are coming up with their own ways to entertain themselves during the rotten coverage. First they came up with #MundaneOlympics. And now: #RejectedOlympicEvents. Even comedian/actor Patton Oswalt gets into the mix.

Turning Japanese #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012

Spelling "BOOBLESS" On A Calculator Relay #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012

Dancing With Tears In Your Eyes #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012

Working Dialogue From FLETCH Into Everyday Conversation #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2012

As do actresses Elizabeth Banks and Jennifer Coolidge.

Wrestling with Inner Demons #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) July 31, 2012

Synchronized hair and makeup #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Jennifer Coolidge (@JENCOOLIDGE) July 31, 2012

Someecards writer Chase Mitchell brings the funny.

Starting Arguments With Strangers Just To Feel Alive Again #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 31, 2012

“Comedian” Rob Delaney goes for the unfunny.

Telling Strangers on the Street in Chicago They’re Fat #RejectedOlympicEvents

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 31, 2012

400 meter AIDS #RejectedOlympicEvents

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 31, 2012

Men’s Humor and Women’s Humor have their own competition:

If sleeping in was an Olympic event, I'd win the Gold. #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) July 31, 2012

#RejectedOlympicEvents Menstrual Cycling

— Women's Humor (@womenshumor) July 31, 2012

And Twitter users from across the spectrum add their own. Here are some of our favorites.

Skeet Belittling #rejectedolympicevents

— Megan McCoy (@GoTeamMegan) July 31, 2012

Pinning pinterest boards #RejectedOlympicEvents #pgp

— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) July 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/GhettoUberfacts/status/230250393802797057

#RejectedOlympicEvents slowly alienating everyone who loves you with your erratic turns between narcissism and needy self-loathing

— Hatchet Buyer (@mattytalks) July 31, 2012

#RejectedOlympicEvents -The Bend & Snap. #MGP

— MeanGirlProblems (@MeanGirlProblem) July 31, 2012

#RejectedOlympicEvents quickest blunt roll

— CHNL – Music TV App for Spotify (@TheCHNLapp) July 31, 2012

#rejectedolympicevents lightsabre fencing

— Leonard Hofstadter (@TheRealLeonardH) July 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/R0ryButler/status/230267329920004096

#RejectedOlympicEvents pin the emotion on the Kristen Stewart

— Xangrim (@alexgrimwood) July 31, 2012

#RejectedOlympicEvents: who can run the fastest to the fridge and back before the tv show comes back on

— James Seekings (@JxmesSeekings) July 31, 2012

Tim Horton’s goes for the “always be closing” gold!

Coffee drinking? #RejectedOlympicEvents

— Tim Hortons (@TimHortons) July 31, 2012

Nice!

More entertaining than NBC’s coverage of the actual events? You decide! And keep them coming, Twitter.