GLOAT-TASTIC: These pre-election Jim Messina, David Plouffe tweets are cracking people up

And the gloat-tastic mockery continues! Twitter users have been buzzing over flashback tweets from former Obama campaign manager and Deputy Chief of Staff Jim Messina (the oh-so-creepy Jim Messina) and David Plouffe. First up? Messina:

Proof there is a God: I prayed every night for a year for Trump to win R primary. SHE EXISTS, and she made him win! Tx God. #Trump

— Jim Messina (@Messina2012) May 4, 2016

Where to even start? Notice the “she” pronoun for God? He’s just so evolved and stuff, guys.

https://twitter.com/TPCarney/status/799040946730106882

Apparently God would like a word about pronoun usage with you. https://t.co/3aBnT08Dro

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 17, 2016

Dying! Also, the ONE time (probably) he prays, he totally prays for the absolutely wrong thing. Maybe that’s what happens when a leftist agenda is your deity. How’d that Hillary vs. Trump deal work out for you? THAT is how out of touch you are, sir.

Twitter users couldn’t stop laughing and the mockery was delicious.

(snork)

— George Morris (@GWMorris) November 16, 2016

Were you praying using a monkey's paw? https://t.co/MkQ6KlXCZx

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) November 17, 2016

a message to the past: this didn't end well.

— James Garcia Alver (@JayAlver) November 16, 2016

Well, on the upside, this tweet was so pleasurable that it has led to Jimmy finally managing to satisfy someone sexually. @AceofSpadesHQ https://t.co/5AQ2tSv00S

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 17, 2016

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Win.

This should be retweeted every day for the next four years. https://t.co/dlF2KjTeps

— Adso of Melk (@PalimpsestMan) November 17, 2016

It really never gets old. And some advice for Jim Messina:

https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/799074525027639296

But wait … there was more! Enter another former Obama campaign manager and political strategist (he might want to make a career change there) David Plouffe:

https://twitter.com/davidplouffe/status/791091977836044288

Stop it! Our aching sides seriously can’t take anymore. Here’s a photo for you, Mr. Plouffe:

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/799080033214205952

Gigglng madly. OK, Twitter. Mock. Mock like the wind!

https://twitter.com/Miss_Wisconsin/status/799067054141751304

omg https://t.co/5aIjyx9fiI

— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) November 17, 2016

Whoa, if true. https://t.co/XofygtNwLU

— Johnny Dubya (@Johnny_Dubya_) November 17, 2016

Heh.

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/799065880604852225

I'm savoring this tweet especially https://t.co/cwGLCTBCgl

— ن (@TalonsPoint) November 17, 2016

Not sure which is funnier, this tweet or the drooling, over confident, pro-Hillary comments that follow. ? https://t.co/9VIYIPyVix

— ??DeplorableDregOfSociety? (@Bigly4Trump) November 17, 2016

Good point! But no need for “or.” Embrace the power of “and”; Both are hilarious.

https://twitter.com/SchrodngrsTaint/status/799062061749833728
https://twitter.com/JayWonVo/status/797720054758572032

And a parody account brings it all home:

There's being wrong. Then there's being @sallykohn wrong. And this tops it: https://t.co/HUnLBOBrvJ

— Make America Sexy Again (@CPO45) November 17, 2016

Heck of a job, Plouffe-y!