Bada-zing! Nothing like a little hilarious mockery on a Sunday morning.
#DemocratOlympicEvents Everyone gets a medal because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
— Sic Semper Tyrannis (@marklindesr) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents why compete? Everyone deserves a medal. You have the right to a medal.
— Running With Scissors ? (@barkeep_onemore) August 18, 2013
Participation ribbons for all! Still, there must be events. But, what kind of events? Givers on Twitter graciously offer up some ideas for #DemocratOlympicEvents.
#DemocratOlympicEvents. Lowering the bar ceremony
— Pooka Luck (@MuchLuck) August 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/jb_morrow/status/369082144577949696
Heh. After that, let the games begin!
https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/369037321791733760
https://twitter.com/robfit/status/368966065365078018
Fiscal Cliff Diving #DemocratOlympicEvents
— The Cynical Veteran (@CynicalVet) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents Synchronized abortions.
— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents – Yachting. Deny yachting. Admit yachting.
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) August 18, 2013
Snicker. Place your bets on John Kerry!
#DemocratOlympicEvents Locate the Gulf of Mexico on a map pic.twitter.com/Ar53ZTHcXZ
— RU4RealDoe? (@ru4realdoe) August 18, 2013
Geography: So hard.
#DemocratOlympicEvents Race Card speed-play #tcot #p2
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents Class Warfare Triathlon #tcot #p2
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) August 18, 2013
Bam-tastic.
Some events for the “headlocks full of women”:
Sexting #DemocratOlympicEvents
— Just me (@reluctantzealot) August 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/leslieannbrown/status/369081174703865857
#democratolympicevents dick pic tweeting
— Duchess of Sass AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) August 18, 2013
Eww. It’s funny (and shudder-inducing) because it’s true.
Anthony Weiner's Pole Vault #DemocratOlympicEvents #tcot
— The Cynical Veteran (@CynicalVet) August 18, 2013
Double eww.
#DemocratOlympicEvents Race Card Toss
— Sic Semper Tyrannis (@marklindesr) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents Non-Telepromptered 10 Minute Speech Challenge
— T. A. ????⭐️⭐️⭐️???? (@tap364) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents Fiscal Can-kicking
— Joan of Argghh! (@JoanOfArgghh) August 18, 2013
The competition will be fierce in that event.
https://twitter.com/Cuco3/status/369071027105443840
#DemocratOlympicEvents Hide & Seek the law under 2000 pages
— Big John (@big1john) August 18, 2013
#DemocratOlympicEvents
100m Sprint Away From ObamaCare.— Soren von Krogh (@LibertySings) August 18, 2013
Snort. But can anyone really win?
#DemocratOlympicEvents You didn't win that; somebody else made that happen.
— Fishing With Fredo (@FishingwFredo) August 18, 2013
Beautiful.
And for the win:
#DemocratOlympicEvents – Downhill. Just downhill.
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) August 18, 2013
Twitter wins the comedy gold!
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