Oh dear.

Great? If by “great,” she means mockable.

President Obama hit the links in Martha’s Vineyard today, natch.

Fore-ward!

Most excited? The press:

Yep. Squee! Squee like the wind! It’s not like there is anything important going on or anything.

More photo-squeeing, too:

Sigh. And what’s with the all-caps “GOLF”? Serious You Guys … BREAKING! Plus, the photo itself is ripe for captioning.

But, hey, it’s totally a treat and stuff.

To be fair, they were golf-snubbed recently in a bitter case of unrequited love.

Hilarious, yet also sad.

So. Dreamy.

Exit question for the lapdogs:

Priorities!

Zing!

Related:

‘Amen!’ Drudge points out bright side of Obama’s vacation (Bonus Hollywood slamming)

Fore-ward! Obama plays golf with Tiger Woods: Golf Digest scoops; press pool snubbed

Love hurts: WH press corps ticked at no access to Tiger Woods/Obama outing; Where’s the transparency?