Fore-ward! Obama plays golf with Tiger Woods: Golf Digest scoops; press pool snubbed

So, this is happening.

Indeed. Pool reporters seem to have been left in the dust.

Ah, unrequited love! Luckily, Golf Digest’s Rosaforte is on the scene to provide details.

The White House did eventually confirm the news.

The swanky scene is set.

Reporters may not receive any squee-worthy (to them) photos, though.


Reaction is swift. Good thing there is nothing pressing going on, right?


  • Noah Lee

    he better not swing awkwardly at the ball or msnbc might play the clip for 155 times tomorrow…oh wait, i was talking crazy there for a second.

  • CatHerder

    Tigger taking a dive this time? Or did the SS kneecap him to make the contest more equal?

  • Love of Country

    Things are pretty bad when you need to appear with Tiger Woods to rehabilitate your image, lol. Perhaps Dinglebarry just wants to brush up on his foot-wedge and mulligan skills as he feels those particular skill sets also serves him well in the Whitehouse.

  • Tangchung

    My day is halfway complete. Oh pray tell, who is Mochelle skiing with?
    I’m doing my taxes and this just makes me giddy.

    • Linda Palucci

      why the vp of of course.

    • Joe W.

      Her Aunt Sasquatch…..

    • lillymckim

      Just a couple hundred of her “NEW Friends” as Ron White would say and the Queens never ending entourage

  • Maxx

    Not a good sign for the country when a President lowers his golf handicap AFTER taking office.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    He probably doesn’t want to be seen near that lowlife…so Tiger should deny that he was ever there.

  • ClinkinKY

    Hey, need a fourth? I have an extra $5 Million laying around:)

    • Noah Lee

      why would you want to play golf with any of those chumpstains? i would tire of them after 5 minutes.

  • jacksonjay

    Have Putin and Morsi been informed? This is indeed historic! I’ll bet he put the finishing touches on the federal budget last night and is celebrating with Tiger today!

    Please don’t bother him in case of terrorist attack!

  • $23629333

    You know if it was Bill Clinton playing golf with Tiger Woods, he’d be looking for names and numbers. Not the Cheshire Cat.

    • lillymckim

      Very good description of Obama “The Cheshire Car” thats what his Presidential portrait looked like! I couldn’t quite put my finger on it!

  • Barbara Mckee

    two losers together! Let’s just pacify the for another 3 years IF we survive. You are known by the company you keep

  • Guest

    Is Obama wearing MOM shorts?

    • sqdog99

      I’m sure…..and don’t forget the saddle shoes.
      I’m glad Obama finally came out for gay rights his wardrobe has has felt oppressed for years.

  • CR

    How very “we-are-the-99-percent” of them.

    More important question… If the club is gated and Obama is locked inside with no cameras, can someone just lock POTUS inside and lose the key for four years. Win/win for everyone… Barry can play four more years of golf, we won’t have to listen to him on TV ever again and the country can rest a little bit easier knowing he is well away from Washington.

    • Noah Lee

      you want four years of biden?! are you feverish?!

      • CR

        I’d take stupid over Evil any day.

  • LochGates44

    Who cares about a couple of narcissistic jerks?

  • Zefal

    Some golfing advice for obama: Pretend ball is US economy, then you should have no trouble sinking it into hole.

  • lillymckim

    There is one reason and one reason only King Obama doesn’t want pictures of him playing at golf with Tiger Woods and the Harmon’s

    he sucks..

    • Noah Lee

      he’s played 114 rounds in four years. if he still sucks at golf after that much practice he prolly sucks at being pres.

  • Sterling Hallbrook

    Tiger’s screwing the models and Obama’s screwing the country. A match made in hell.

  • Guest

    Who cares what Obama says or does.
    References to his golfing exploits would be newsworthy,
    only if a lighting strike lit him up, like a Chevy Volt.

  • sqdog99

    Obama tees off……Tiger Woods says “very nice mr president”
    Then Tiger steps up to the tee and crushes it, he asks Obama “mr president did you hear about that new super Walmart they’re building down here?
    Obama says “no, where at?
    Tiger says “between my ball and yours.”

    First time I herd this joke it involved Charles Barkley ….so I just exchanged one ignorant a$$h0!e for another.

  • sqdog99

    This is just Obama proving to all of us that you should be given the opportunity to play at the Floridian Resort, no matter who you love.

  • Red Fred

    Maybe Tiger can pass a budget.