Check out the oh-so-awesome transparency:
Welcome to the Official Twitter Page of Detroit City Council.
— Detroit City Council (@CityCouncilDet) July 12, 2011
Um. That’s it.
The account isn’t verified, but the mockery sure is! Twitter users gasp for breath at the “bankrupt” Twitter feed.
— Terry O' (@IrishTea1) July 25, 2013
— Cameron Stark (@cstark331) July 25, 2013
Hey, what’s up, y’all?
Heh. The bankrupt city is super busy. No, no … not with fixing its own problems. The city council is pushing a top priority: A resolution against George Zimmerman. No, really.
Iowahawk then entered the mockery arena. And, as always, won the day with this snark-tastic tweet:
@CityCouncilDet 1 tweet in 2 years? I guess nobody bribes you to tweet.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 25, 2013
If you win the internet, can you ask for the runner-up prize instead? #AskingForAFriend
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 24, 2013
Sorry, no. You almost always win! It was close, though:
And this Twitter user offers up a painful exit question:
— Swansonite (@Psudrozz) July 25, 2013
It’s funny, and sad, because it’s true. Forward!