Check out the oh-so-awesome transparency:

Um. That’s it.

The account isn’t verified, but the mockery sure is! Twitter users gasp for breath at the “bankrupt” Twitter feed.

Hey, what’s up, y’all?

Heh. The bankrupt city is super busy. No, no … not with fixing its own problems. The city council  is pushing a top priority: A resolution against George Zimmerman. No, really.

Iowahawk then entered the mockery arena. And, as always, won the day with this snark-tastic tweet:


Sorry, no. You almost always win! It was close, though:


And this Twitter user offers up a painful exit question:

It’s funny, and sad, because it’s true. Forward!


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