Boom. Iowahawk did it again!

Indeed. Iowahawk scored with that hilarious snark-tweet explaining why Secretary of State Kerry was yachting it up while Egypt was in chaos. The tweet was retweeted over 400 times.

But Iowahawk wasn’t done. And he graciously offered up a bonus: Poetry!

He’s a giver!

Snicker. Never change, Iowahawk.


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