Cinco de Mayo? More like Chill-o de Mayo. Americans take to Twitter to bemoan the lack of Spring.

Adorable!

The operative word is “blanket.”

https://twitter.com/Zebra_hannie/status/330771307610402816

https://twitter.com/She_Truuu/status/330739947378208769

http://instagram.com/p/Y5g4QluX7J/

https://twitter.com/black_hayleigh/status/330768053027606528

https://twitter.com/FlashyBrunette/status/330872468308901889

https://twitter.com/girlintrovert/status/330874079433334784

https://twitter.com/SamMcLaughlinn/status/330889488249270272

https://twitter.com/ttttaaaiiggggaa/status/330890927860219904

Our four-legged friends can’t escape the chill either.

https://twitter.com/rodeoman9313/status/330913946343202816

Aww.

Damn straight, South! This does not suit.

And win:

Al Gore is on the receiving end of some of the non-stop chill wrath.

Heh. Of course, Al Gore doesn’t need any blankets. He is bundling up by wrapping himself up in his mounds of scam-earned (and sweet Big Oil money) cash.

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