Sandra Fluke hung up her perpetual student shoes and was sworn in to the California bar today. She gleefully tweeted about it, and giddily claimed she was breaking a no tweeting rule. See, Sandra Fluke is entitled to everything she wants, everywhere. Special Snowfluke Sandra! Of course, some hurl-worthy squeeing occurred.

Oh, honey. That’s just sad.

Rules? Those with humongous senses of entitlement don’t need no stinkin’ rules!

Twitter users who don’t live in participation ribbon world weigh in.

Holding her to the same rules is totally sexist. Or something.

On the plus side, perhaps more than a handful of people showed up for this”intimate gathering.” So, there’s that, Sandra!


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