Alabama Man is certainly giving Florida Man a run for his money this year, and we're not even quite halfway through the second month! This is also the second story we here at Twitchy have covered of Alabama Man in the affluent city of Mountain Brook, and you can read about the dude who got himself stuck inside a decorative urn here! There is also a third story we have covered of the naked Bass Pro Shop swimmer who managed to knock himself unconscious as he was climbing out of the fish tank.
Check out the stories of our newest Naked Nincompoop:
Mountain Brook man running naked hospitalized after possibly being hit by car, police say https://t.co/4m0nEztj7D
— carol robinson (@RobinsonCarol) February 6, 2024
Man hospitalized after found naked in roadway in Mountain Brookhttps://t.co/FfEm8dIHRP
— ABC 33/40 News (@abc3340) February 7, 2024
A Mountain Brook man was hospitalized after he was spotted running naked in the Crestline community and then possibly hit by a car.https://t.co/Zgz3UV3GY3
— AL.com (@aldotcom) February 6, 2024
What makes this all the more amusing is that Euclid Avenue is the same street where a 24-year-old man got charged with a DUI after plowing his Tesla into a house on New Year’s Day. What in the world is going on in Mountain Brook?
It wasn't me, not that I haven't been naked on a highway in Alabama sometime in the past.
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL King Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) February 7, 2024
Sounds like there's an interesting story behind that comment!
A bet is a bet...
— mardi G_ras (@TCC_Grouchy) February 7, 2024
A real man never reneges on a bet.
Didn’t @RayStevensMusic write a song about him?
— Quintus Septimius Florens Tertullianus (@mwilliams433) February 7, 2024
Don’t look, Margaret!
Too late. https://t.co/mkWMbsb1Cz
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Dude was shook after the urn incident
— Holden Oversoul. 🕺🏻 (@joe10921618) February 6, 2024
His clothing was stuck in an urn, give the man a break!!
— Dr. Dunning Krieger (@KriegerDunning) February 6, 2024
L O L
Guess he didn’t buy his wife enough Lululemon, so she tossed him out
— Christopher (@229christopher) February 6, 2024
— Spencer D. Stone (@SpencerDStone) February 6, 2024
— Shane THE Exceptional Exception (@BigDaddyShane46) February 6, 2024
Now, there IS allegedly a witness to the whole incident who had stopped and tried to help the man, and they reportedly told the 911 dispatcher that he had 'meth eyes'. We'll let your imaginations run free with that one.
Said to see a proud city like Mountain Brook basically become Jemison. https://t.co/99wZmMTtBH
— Jared Cornutt (@jaredcornutt) February 7, 2024
Little bit of an inside joke for this writer's fellow Alabamians LOL
Wait! Someone in Mountain Brook went outside in February and wasn't wearing their obligatory REI and LL Bean attire? Isn't that against a city ordinance?
— Victor McRae (@MondoBarner) February 6, 2024
We'll have to question the local HOA's on that one, they're pretty strict!
Money doesn’t buy common sense
— Jimmy Crack Corn (@robert68417) February 6, 2024
Mo' money, mo' problems, yo.
This is what happens when you break them out of their urns. https://t.co/22NijqlIhr
— BH (@6pintsofkramer) February 6, 2024
These jokes may carry us through the urn of the century. It still remains to be seen.
We can't wait to see what else Alabama Man has in store for us, the year is just getting started!
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