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Tom Nichols Lectures the Navy: 'Just Capture the Frigate, Bro' – Because Torpedoes Are Too Mean

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Tom Nichols, formerly a conservative who lost his mind and all principles for a few appearances on MSNBC, is apparently a war expert. His form of war evidently means you just play war games with you enemy and don't actually win or something.

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Does Tom have evidence of these missiles he insists the American military should have used? 

Tom just wants America to ding Iranian ships and not really degrade their military power. That's not how you win.

Tom apparently worked at a 'war college' as a professor. That explains a lot about the American military failures in the 90's and early aughts.

While Tom is worried about preserving the lives of Iranian soldiers who would most definitely blow Americans to smithereens, the American military is invested in protecting American lives.

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All is fair in love and war ... literally. War is hell. 

There are surface missiles are on planet Earth, you see.

Apparently, Tom thought the lives should be saved, fed a steak and lobster dinner, given them a pedicure, and set them up in homes in America. That's what Biden would do.

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He's only that way if he thinks it's a way to harm Trump.

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