As a native Floridian, I have a special place in my heart for the Cuban people. I grew up around many children of Cuban refugees, many who became my best friends. Probably the great love of my life, the one who got away, was Cuban. I have found them to be gracious, hardworking people, and the food is obviously, delicious. I hope in my lifetime to see freedom for Cuba and the ability for the country to thrive again.
This tweet caught my attention today. Obviously, I am partial to Marco Cubio as he is Cuban and has advocated on behalf of the people his entire career. If it can't be that, it obviously needs to be Extra Florida because that's the closest state and the place where many Cubans escape.
Alright. Let's hear your best names for what we call the Territory of Cuba after it's conquered.
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) February 26, 2026
So far, I'm partial to "Extra South Carolina", "Grande Rico", or "Marco Cubio." pic.twitter.com/dUDtmKuBw0
Grande Rico sounds more like it should be near Mexico.
Cuba Libre, of course.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 26, 2026
Doesn't even need a new flag, given that the existing flag was designed for a filibuster launched from the US. https://t.co/4WUeCj6Toe
That's a good option! That's the perfect name for a liberated and free Cuba.
Marco Cubio has a ring to it. https://t.co/8p3CZBKX4p
— Samuel Culper Sr. (@SamuelCulperSr1) February 26, 2026
Sugarland, because it’s a great country group. https://t.co/ycrrcVI1OC
— Sandy Petersen 🪔 (@SandyofCthulhu) February 26, 2026
Grande Rico is funny, but Marco Cubio is top tier https://t.co/iaHXj7jXdk
— Ye Olde Droog (@pblaylock78) February 26, 2026
Out of staters are trying to steal our island!! https://t.co/XrdUodLrfR pic.twitter.com/NfYOOcDv93
— Branch Floridian (@JackLinFLL) February 27, 2026
Clearly, Cuba rightfully belongs to Florida. This should not be a dispute.
Recommended
Trump Island
— Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲 (@GrampsToolshed) February 26, 2026
Resort and Casino 🧡🔥 https://t.co/fxxzrD06P7
If nothing else, there will most definitely be a Trump Hotel and Golf Course there in no time. Probably with beachfront.
Lil Marco https://t.co/eiT6ihGp9Q
— Ashe in America (@AsheinAmerica) February 27, 2026
Lower Florida
— Katya Sedgwick (@KatyaSedgwick) February 26, 2026
Southier Florida
— 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗳 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘂𝘀 (@realmanofgenius) February 26, 2026
Cuba Libre is good. It comes with its own national drink!
— Patrick McGuinness (@mcguinnessfortx) February 27, 2026
The branding is already done.
East Miami.
— CarolinaGorale @SavedbyGrace (@CarolinaGorale) February 26, 2026
— 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒𝐿𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓉 (@LL_PATRIOT) February 26, 2026
This map is acceptable.
this must be an old map, the gulf of mexico no longer exists.
— Tom (@taporroJ113) February 26, 2026
Fair point.
Why trigger a little, when you can trigger a lot?
— Cutty Snark 🇺🇸 (@CuttySnark4) February 26, 2026
Behold, I present to you the island of:
"Marco-a-Lago"
Best of both worlds. Give homage to the two men most championing the freedom of Cuba.
— FIGHT FAKE NEWS USA (@FFNUSA) February 27, 2026
Huge Marco Island.. obviously
— Tyler (@BOCOjetSales) February 26, 2026
Another obvious choice.
