Marco Cubio Leads the Pack: Twitter Conquers Cuba with the Funniest New Territory Names

Feb 26, 2026 9:30 PM
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Marco Cubio Leads the Pack: Twitter Conquers Cuba with the Funniest New Territory Names
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As a native Floridian, I have a special place in my heart for the Cuban people. I grew up around many children of Cuban refugees, many who became my best friends. Probably the great love of my life, the one who got away, was Cuban. I have found them to be gracious, hardworking people, and the food is obviously, delicious. I hope in my lifetime to see freedom for Cuba and the ability for the country to thrive again. 

This tweet caught my attention today. Obviously, I am partial to Marco Cubio as he is Cuban and has advocated on behalf of the people his entire career. If it can't be that, it obviously needs to be Extra Florida because that's the closest state and the place where many Cubans escape.

Grande Rico sounds more like it should be near Mexico.

That's a good option! That's the perfect name for a liberated and free Cuba.

Clearly, Cuba rightfully belongs to Florida. This should not be a dispute.

If nothing else, there will most definitely be a Trump Hotel and Golf Course there in no time. Probably with beachfront. 

The branding is already done.

This map is acceptable.

Fair point.

Best of both worlds. Give homage to the two men most championing the freedom of Cuba. 

Another obvious choice.

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