Some people like Ayanna Pressley want to be massive stick in the muds on Columbus Day, but still others are determined to have a good time, despite Leftists and their lectures.
Christopher Columbus was a daring explorer and his nautical feats should be celebrated today. pic.twitter.com/7uZcI9MfWm
โ NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) October 13, 2025
Actually, it's hilarious.
Stop saying that! It's totally funny!
Iโm never leaving this platform. https://t.co/Iq5cUuiyxG
โ reedes (@reedes) October 14, 2025
I never knew he was so ugly๐ https://t.co/iV2blpBYga
โ Natasha Fatale, Pottsylvanian Spy & Bombshell (@N_Fatale) October 14, 2025
It was a long journey.
Lol. Same haircut. https://t.co/CvHFjdZQ2w
โ Rob Yarbrough (@RobertKYarbro) October 13, 2025
Dude, whereโs my boat? https://t.co/HQ8Xm4riiV
โ Dr. Moose (@TsumihajiKenzi) October 13, 2025
dammit. i told myself i was done with tweeting again but i had to put my hiatus on pause just to tell you that you're an effing treasure.
โ semite, yo ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@sarahbellumd) October 13, 2025
This site is pure gold.
It looks like she's trying to take a dump but really constipated.
โ Sam Wize (@SamWizen) October 13, 2025
She needs to be more fiber.
aye, scurvy
โ NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) October 13, 2025
Some citrus wouldn't hurt either.
Sir, thatโs Lord Farquaad
โ Carlos (@txiokatu) October 13, 2025
โ END2008 (@END2008) October 13, 2025
Remember when Gretaโs cartoon self appeared with Bugs Bunny? โSheโs a round, like a my head!โ pic.twitter.com/oZMEyFuzuh
โ RegulatoryCreep (@BewareTheCreep) October 13, 2025
To be fair, she is a caricature of a human being.
I knew Iโd seen her before. pic.twitter.com/F6H8e2mfWa
โ The Flying Potato โ๏ธ ๐ฅ (@LogicHasArrived) October 13, 2025
Mr. Columbus should have a bowl of raisin bran and some coffee for breakfast.
โ Jay Miller (@NatrlBornMiller) October 14, 2025
Christopher Farquhar Columbus Thunberg
โ Just Sayinโ Yo (@JustSuspent_yo) October 13, 2025
That's her full government name.
Thatโs not Columbus. Thatโs Prince Valiant.
โ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐ (@SweetVaBreezy) October 13, 2025
Still, too late into his voyage, he realized that he should have brought along more prunes to help with constipation.
โ MajorMike2006 (@MichaelArtbauer) October 13, 2025
โ ึโ โ Only God Forgives โโ ึ (@neotarianism) October 14, 2025
โ Cole๐ (@PrepperDude90) October 14, 2025
What an unfortunate poop face
โ melvis ๐บ๐ธ (@wxmel) October 13, 2025
The perfect description of Greta.
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