Leave it to Jarvis to create one of the most epic threads in Twitter (X) history. Buckle up because this one is so good.
Share some tweets that are so bad the author should get arrested pic.twitter.com/kPGpJLa6Tx
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 2, 2025
Honestly we should all be arrested for our tweets.
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) September 2, 2025
True.
“Sir, see right here — he asked people for bad tweets and then all the replies were his tweets.” pic.twitter.com/ddzdcdCA1v
— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) September 2, 2025
They tried it.
“His name is Jarvis and large swaths of the internet want him to hook up with Nancy Mace” pic.twitter.com/6NqrSR8lcP
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod4real) September 2, 2025
It's becoming a side quest.
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) September 2, 2025
Honestly, probably not much that could beat those.
Mount Rushmore
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 2, 2025
— Mike Kupari 🚀💥 (@RocketPulpHack) September 2, 2025
Big Yikes!
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 (@WaywardGreg) September 2, 2025
Everything you have ever tweeted about Nancy Mace
— Pedro L. Gonzalez (@emeriticus) September 2, 2025
True.
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) September 2, 2025
Oh, Juddle Gump. He never fails to come through with a bad take.
How about your snack? pic.twitter.com/SynAUH9Vk3
— Dan Goldwasser (@dgoldwas) September 2, 2025
No one said Jarvis had good taste in the ladies.
Hell, this is from todayhttps://t.co/1b9qof3NTX
— ⚡OG (@Randy_Shannon) September 2, 2025
An instant classic.
This was the top US diplomat to Afghanistan at the time. pic.twitter.com/o7h6xrO4Jf
— Helot 🚩 (@Helot_) September 2, 2025
— Orioles Fan…sigh (@jstraut) September 2, 2025
This might be a great tweet actually idk pic.twitter.com/wyEnSYoR2U
— Holger Fear (@IncelKulak) September 2, 2025
Judging from the kiss Dougie and Jill shared at the State of the Union, they may have shared bottles of wine without the others.
‘Twitter is more stressful than Afghanistan honestly.’
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) September 2, 2025
- David Weissman pic.twitter.com/LEuid2hBXw
— Nick (@NicAnkush) September 2, 2025
Putin is absolutely flaunting his white privilege card.
— Just Donna 🇺🇸 (@Crypsis12) September 2, 2025
From the woman who is now suddenly a millionaire somehow.
— Zach Grimes (@GrimisS) September 2, 2025
— Shelly (@LeafyMaple) September 2, 2025
— Piss Nixon (@pissnixon) September 2, 2025
Must end with a banger.
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