'Surprised its not Florida': Police on the lookout for NC attack monkey

The skyrocketing rate of parking lot monkey attacks is a clear sign of anthropogenic climate change.

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— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) March 26, 2015

@scottlincicome @BiasedGirl @GaltsGirl His name is Caesar.

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) March 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/581205109855551488

Wait, what? RT @ABC: Search underway for monkey that attacked maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital lot http://t.co/uFXJshqBrJ

— Daniel Howley (@DanielHowley) March 26, 2015

Surprised its not Florida "Search underway for monkey that attacked worker in North Carolina parking lot http://t.co/zvA06nKA8H” @craigtimes

— Jason Altmire (@jasonaltmire) March 26, 2015

It's the end! “@ABC: Search for monkey that attacked maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital parking lot: http://t.co/G26CrjIXud”

— Eric M. Smith (@emsmith_76) March 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/TheArabDiaries/status/581204361512030208

Monkey attacks maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital lot: CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Police are looking for a monkey… http://t.co/TmvPkl24PO

— Winston Salem Now (@winstonsalemnow) March 26, 2015