'Cake boss' is apparently unaware his title is largely ceremonial

Buddy Valastro—star of the TLC reality series “Cake Boss”—has been charged with DWI. At the scene he reportedly gave police a pretty half-baked reason why he shouldn’t be arrested.

Cake Boss allegedly told police: "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss" http://t.co/RzhKpgHkNI pic.twitter.com/QxoPIicnEc

— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) November 13, 2014

@gizemerdoganx @NBCNewYork Hahahahah

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/533046040761753601

@ohholybutt @NBCNewYork Hope he was charged with batter-y. [moonwalks out of your mentions]

— Violence (@PhilKenSaban) November 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/stevestar87/status/533051580715900929

https://twitter.com/n_colei/status/533122685627150336

That's in the Constitution. RT @NBCNewYork Cake Boss allegedly told police: "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss" http://t.co/zXDcTqcok7

— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/533118126917824513

@exjon @GayPatriot @NBCNewYork DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE CAKE BOSS, BITCH!

— Sean Cullen (@Seanakin) November 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/marion_ohio/status/533124003003895808

Arrest the Cake Boss? No cake for you.