A White House hooker scandal would be a gold mine for late night talk shows … if there was a Republican president. But in the Obama era, you have to go to Twitter for the really good snark.
WH hooker scandal: RAPID RESPONSE TEAM!
Benghazi terrorist attack: pack for Vegas.— Razor (@hale_razor) October 9, 2014
Scheduled fundraisers tomorrow: canceled bro. @hale_razor
— ThePeoplesPressSec (@skynetmedianews) October 9, 2014
Report: White House knew of possible tie to prostitution scandal
If it smells funky, it’s funky #tcot #WAARMedia pic.twitter.com/pa9APJ7QrW
— ✭ Wayne Dupree ✭ (@WayneDupreeShow) October 9, 2014
The White House only pays female hookers 70% of what they pay male ones.
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) October 9, 2014
Wait, they had hookers in the White House?
— WUHAN!!! I Got You All In Check! (@Pqlyur1) October 9, 2014
Why else would everyone be breaking in? RT @Pqlyur1: Wait, they had hookers in the White House?
— Asymptomatic ScottO* (@gscottoliver) October 9, 2014
.@WhiteHouse "The whole reason you pay hookers is to keep their mouths shut. This is bullshit." Try it tomorrow.
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 9, 2014
A country that didn't have a problem electing Bill Clinton twenty years ago isn't going to care about White House hookers.
— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) October 9, 2014
Wait. Did the White House staffer pay the hooker 78% of what he would have paid a man? Probably.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 9, 2014
media: this white house (f&f, irs, benghazi, ocare, stimulus, ebola, secret service etc) was totally trustworthy until this hooker thing
— Ryan (@chasinghumility) October 9, 2014
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/520062981531398144
How "Kennedy" of him. RT @MelissaTweets: A White House Democrat hired a hooker and now works on women's issues? #Feminism
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) October 9, 2014
On the bright side, if the White House aide paid the Cartagena hooker well, it will improve the Administration's gender #equalpay stats.
— Michael Freeman (@michaelpfreeman) October 9, 2014
Heh.
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