1-800-NOT-MY-FAULT: A replacement for Obama's "dopey press conferences"

Because BUSH DID IT!

Seriously, the President shouldn’t have to make public statements about stuff he didn’t even know about until he saw it on the news. That’s not really fair.

https://twitter.com/sven10077/status/469139304040914944

Perfect.

@Doc_0 I will set that up for less than the usual $1 Billion

— ShovelReadyArugula (@ShovelReadyArug) May 21, 2014

A bargain.

@Doc_0 or maybe a Web page

— RG (@rg_real) May 21, 2014

Those can burn you though.