Queen Hillary might tolerate your lowly presence ... if you follow these rules [pic]

So … no selfies with Queen Hillary? That’s an all-caps “NO.”

Hey, Hillary fans, was it worth waiting in line all night outside Barnes & Noble for “NO posed photography,” impersonal Hillary scrawls and no signed memorabilia? “Anything for her safety,” gushed some of the people waiting in line to score a signed copy of “Hard Choices.” They’re probably swooning over the “YOU’RE TRAPPED ON THE 4TH FLOOR UNTIL YOUR BOOK IS SIGNED” rule.

You guys, Sean Brennan will not be the first person to get a signed book. At the front of the line is a roped-off area for B&N VIPs.

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) June 10, 2014

Hillary Clinton: woman of the people.

https://twitter.com/fran_chambers/status/476369873153851392

Don’t miss Caleb Howe’s “exclusive” look at the “second page” of Hillary’s rules, including blue dress etiquette and what to do if Mrs. Clinton starts to “smoke or hiss.”

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/476377315299954690

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