Greg Gutfeld's first tweet was better than a lot of first tweets

Many Twitter debuts are boring, dry and of the “hey, is this thing on?” variety. But that wasn’t the case for Fox News host Greg Gutfeld. Twitter’s new #FirstTweet tool shows us that his first tweet was … so very Greg Gutfeld.

I AM PLAYFULLY TUGGING AT A PIMPLE ON MY NECK, WHILE IT HELPS ME FIND AFFORDABLE AUTO INSURANCE ON THE WEB.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 21, 2009

Proof that the #FirstTweet tool is awesome (or at least worth a few laughs)? We say, “Hells yes.”

Here are the first tweets from the other hosts of “The Five.”

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— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) May 8, 2009

Fox The Five continues to grow audience. We thank you!

— Robert G Beckel (@RobertGBeckel) September 10, 2011

I"ll be live blogging tonight Obama press event tonight: http://tinyurl.com/c7hqtw

— Andrea Tantaros (@AndreaTantaros) April 29, 2009

yea well what do you expect

— ?? ERIC BOLLING ?? (@ericbolling) October 22, 2008

For the first time, a Republican presidential candidate, @MittRomney, has pulled up even in the polls vs. President @BarackObama for 2012.

— Juan Williams (@TheJuanWilliams) June 7, 2011

More snow coming to NYC this week!! When will the Winter Wonderland end? I want to see some sunshine!!!! : )

— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) January 29, 2011

And of course, TV’s Andy Levy:

https://twitter.com/andylevy/statuses/1077088092