As Twitchy reported yesterday, the Trojan Man of the People is pushing a “Women for Obama” e-card from a poor, victimized Julia pleading with mommy to foot her $18,000 birth control bill.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/251679081815494656
She’s planning for the horror of a Romney presidency, natch. Evidently it will be just like the dark, dark days — prior to 2012 — when women had to shell out for their own diamond-studded diaphragms. (Ouch.)
Conservatives couldn’t resist giving it to Team Obama good. Real good.
Barack Obama wants you to ask your mom for an $18,000 birth control loan. Here's what she'd write back. http://t.co/bkmMorl6
— Former "Clump of Cells" (@AlexaShrugged) September 28, 2012
An awesome new Tumblr imagines how mom would respond to the postcard from her precious child’s vagina.
https://twitter.com/instapundit/statuses/252026891752587266
More from momineedbirthcontrol.tumblr.com:
I’m sorry, are you buying a car to bring it all home in, too? It’s called CVS – check it out.
Hey, if mom isn’t willing to shell out for a platinum IUD, Larry is totally willing to help out.
I think this was sent to the wrong address, but I’d be happy to chip — if you get my drift 😉 –Larry
Er, bow chicka?
Seriously who did the math on this E-Card? $18,000 seems a little excessive; It's like we want them to make fun of us: http://t.co/oG3IFK0H
— Dems Livestream (@DemsLivestream) September 28, 2012
It really is like they want to be mocked mercilessly. Time for blogger Ace of Spades to get in on the hot conservative-on-e-card action.
Dear Mom, I need $18,000 for birth control for my girlfriend. I'm dating Ringworld.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
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Ma and Pop, I need $18,000 for birth control for a girl. Her name is Sarah Connor. She lives in the past.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, I need to borrow $18K for condoms. You know why. You survived dad.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, can I borrow $18K? I have my eye on some sweet birth control pills and/or a 2011 Lexus.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control. The "birth control" I have in mind is a "hitter" named Johnny Fingers. He's a pro.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, can I have the $18K for birth control you paid $36K in taxes to provide? I like to pretend government money came from the sky.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Dear Mom, since you have a job, and I, being an Obama Voter, do not, you're kind of paying for my birth control either way, right?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control. I'm dating Jacksonville. Yes, the city.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control and/or to find the crypt of the legendary Count Chocula.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control and its convenient carrying case, a 2012 SeaDoo.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, I need $18K for birth control. Who am I dating…? This is sorta embarrassing, given my politics, but it's Rafala. The Romneys' horse.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, I need $18K to cover the costs of birth control, and by birth control, I mean one year tuition at Vassar.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Mom, I need $18K for a sick Dungeons & Dragons basement and 3,000 miniature figures and terrain. Birth control? Let's say it's a two-fer.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012
Finally. Flukenomics explained for us simpletons! Ace truly is a national treasure.
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