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I was gonna pass my standardized test, but I got high (S.C. edition)

Sounds like a plan! Clearly this South Carolina student has excellent judgment. Everyone knows it’s a smart move to tweet your plans to get trashed before today’s High School Assessment Program (HSAP) test.

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Yesterday Twitchy reported on Florida students who took to Twitter to boast about getting high before taking the FCAT, a statewide standardized test. Apparently Florida is no anomaly.

https://twitter.com/#!/poohApimp/status/192088680691802112

https://twitter.com/#!/DontNeed_Hoes/status/191579031316070401

https://twitter.com/#!/Shrugg_BullShit/status/192060055925952512

https://twitter.com/#!/PaperrPlanes/status/192015779733045248

https://twitter.com/#!/ShaddLaFlare/status/192212950856105986

One student would very much like to join the 420 test-takers club, but failed to plan accordingly.

https://twitter.com/#!/BlowMeHoeee/status/192218814342119424

And another wasn’t sure if toking up before test time was the way to go.

https://twitter.com/#!/iStayFaded_xo/status/192089557066461184

Kids, don’t do drugs. It leads to oversharing on Twitter (not to mention iffy test results). If you won’t take it from us, take it from Afroman:

I’m taking it next semester and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

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