Earlier this month, Twitchy told you about eight unforgettable ways people responded to AARP junk mail.

Maybe you want to send a message that you’re not into Obamacare shills. Or maybe you just don’t appreciate receiving a membership application on your 23rd birthday. Either way, the Twitterverse continues to supply ideas for dealing with the envelopes clogging mailboxes nationwide.


Will that get her off the AARP mailing list? That remains to be seen. But hey, it’s just how she rolls.


A bonus idea from Fox News contributor Jedediah Bila: