Earlier this month, Twitchy told you about eight unforgettable ways people responded to AARP junk mail.

Maybe you want to send a message that you’re not into Obamacare shills. Or maybe you just don’t appreciate receiving a membership application on your 23rd birthday. Either way, the Twitterverse continues to supply ideas for dealing with the envelopes clogging mailboxes nationwide.

https://twitter.com/AckmrkMike/status/409816932074807296

Will that get her off the AARP mailing list? That remains to be seen. But hey, it’s just how she rolls.

[Update]

A bonus idea from Fox News contributor Jedediah Bila: