Earlier this month, Twitchy told you about eight unforgettable ways people responded to AARP junk mail.
Maybe you want to send a message that you’re not into Obamacare shills. Or maybe you just don’t appreciate receiving a membership application on your 23rd birthday. Either way, the Twitterverse continues to supply ideas for dealing with the envelopes clogging mailboxes nationwide.
Proud moment, responded to my AARP unsolicited mbership today! pic.twitter.com/RAOtO3vJeO
— K. Charles (@goglobalfood) December 12, 2013
#ReturnToSender Here's what I do with that #AARP junk mail~>> pic.twitter.com/bxxqLmlD9z
— BrendaGale ? (@bgc558) December 12, 2013
@aarp This is your final notice to stop harassing me w/your desperate membership pleas. Cease & desist. pic.twitter.com/vF2jLnIXed
— Karen Jones (@SnakebiteJones) December 11, 2013
Annual tradition! Merry Christmas to the AARP vultures! pic.twitter.com/cOAlogK3MN
— ????????????? (@grindingdude) December 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/AckmrkMike/status/409816932074807296
https://twitter.com/JoAnn_Bill/status/409421853250174978
Burning @AARP membership request w/rest of trash! Told you "NO!" about 75 times! NO means NO! #Marxist-hack pic.twitter.com/gqYLC6cHVW
— TejasKat (@TejasKat) December 3, 2013
Because this is how I roll. #AARPsucks @TwitchyTeam #tcot pic.twitter.com/mCgtNstSAz
— Football Snacks Resurget ✝️? (@MinutaeForDays) December 13, 2013
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Will that get her off the AARP mailing list? That remains to be seen. But hey, it’s just how she rolls.
https://twitter.com/ednobama/status/411868021909491712
@ednobama Not surprised. This is not the first "love note" I've sent these hacks. @Hardline_Stance @TwitchyTeam @AARP
— Football Snacks Resurget ✝️? (@MinutaeForDays) December 14, 2013
[Update]
A bonus idea from Fox News contributor Jedediah Bila:
One more: Join @MatureAmericans. MT @TwitchyTeam #AARPsucks: 8 more memorable ways to tell AARP to take a hike http://t.co/ipDZgy32f5
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) December 14, 2013