Who’s squeeing louder over the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? Journalists or their celebrity guests?

We know one thing’s for sure: There will be no “Jedi mind melds” no matter how hard Obama tries.

By the way, Nimoy, any chance you can help José Canseco out? He’s been known to offer hugs in exchange for a Nerd Prom ticket and he’s dying for a chance to meet Dick Lugar.

Bueller? Bueller?

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