Jon Lovitz’s faith on international relations decisions? Much like his Nobel Prize, Obama didn’t earn that.

But, c’mon, Jon. You’re asking us to imagine President Obama actually swinging by Israel during one of his international apology tours? We’re pretty good at suspending disbelief, but that scenario is just too much. Too much!

Obama visiting Israel … hmm. Are “Pimp with a Limp” and David Letterman heading there too? No, no, wait. We’ve got it: Beyoncé suggested it during the only 3 a.m. phone calls Obama takes. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Now that we’ve plotted out Obama’s unlikely trip to Israel, here’s how it would go if Netanyahu had engagements he couldn’t possibly tear himself away from.

Same as it ever was.


Jon Lovitz treated to another round of liberal hate after criticizing Obama

Jon Lovitz addresses backlash from Left: ‘Twitchy gets the humor’

Bob Beckel: Jon Lovitz is a ‘fat jerk’; Lovitz: ‘Who’s Bob Beckel?’

Jon Lovitz has second thoughts about calling himself ‘liberal’

Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!

Awesome: Jon Lovitz calls out the Left’s despicable race card playing

Left attacks Jon Lovitz for criticizing Obama; Lovitz doubles down: ‘I hate blatant pandering and lying’; Update: Lovitz hits Occupiers, capital gains tax

Boom! Jon Lovitz to Obama: Nobel Peace Prize? You didn’t earn that.

Introducing the “Lovitz Curve”

Obama critic Jon Lovitz debates “fair share” and tax lies w/Twitter followers; plus: new vid of his remarks