Hip-hop president squees over Beyoncé and Jay-Z as embassies burn

Oh no he di’n’t!

What are we thinking? Of course he did. Michelle Obama also got in on the Jay-Z and Beyoncé love, taking precious time away from pondering our greatest national security threat: obesity.

Four Americans were murdered in Libya, American embassies are under assault and German and British embassies in the Sudan are now under siege by Islamist mobs. Meanwhile, our celebrity preezy of the United Steezy skips intel briefings and keeps his laser-like focus set on rubbing elbows with Jay-Z and Beyoncé.

From Twitchy CEO/founder Michelle Malkin’s lastest column, “The Hip-Hop President: All Swag, No Cattle“:

Wazzup, President Obama? You’ve got room on your schedule to schmooze hip-hop radio DJs, debate Nicki Minaj’s rap lyrics, hobnob with big donor celebs Jay-Z and Beyonce, and hang with Hollywood gossip TV anchors.

We see your passion on the golf course, basketball court and beach. We see you late night on Letterman and Leno. We see your boundless energy on the campaign trail. We see your Twitter donation solicitations from dusk till dawn.

But when it comes time to play leader of the free world in times of international crisis, it’s “see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.” He’s all swag, no cattle.

Was Obama scribbling “Barack hearts Beyoncé” in his Trapper-Keeper while the United States reportedly ignored warnings about the threat of deadly Islamist violence in Libya?

Maybe Netanyahu should enter the contest if he wants to meet with the campaigner in chief.

Oh, he totally would. But you know how it is. Schmoozing Jay-Z, Beyoncé and “Pimp with the Limp” keeps Obama pretty busy these days. Plus, Vegas, baby!

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.jefferies.96 Richard Jefferies

    For the love of god bring back Carter. At least he pretended to care.

    • IN_RadioGuy

      Was watching the season 5 DVDs of SNL awhile back and saw one of those sketches that stayed with me from the time I saw it as a kid. During the New Hampshire primary, every single candidate was at this one family’s house making the personal appeal by helping out around the house…except Carter who was staying in DC dealing with the Iranian crisis rather than campaigning and sent Rosalyn in his place. Granted, it was good for them since Akroyd had left the the show, but that was a big complaint from his supporters back then. As ineffective as it (and he) was, at least he appeared to be trying to do the job.

    • AlmaAlma

      Who is good at rhymes? I’m going to give it a shot.
      Come November
      We will Remember
      The lack of Leadership
      that the POTUS engenders
      Golf, Celebrity and Fundraisers are all that he cares about
      While Americans are struggling and the Middle East is burning

  • rippersnort

    Should this surprise anyone !!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Could we go a step further with our terminology. I’d call these 4 deaths Executions. They were intentionally killed in ambush, by people we are already fighting in other parts of the world.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Hey, maybe after the fundraiser, Preezy could have a pizzaria owner give him another bear hug.

    • Becca Lower

      But but… that was impromptu. 😉

  • TomJB

    Here’s all you need to know: Beyonce and Jay-Z hired thugs to keep other parents out of the NICU where their baby was being treated, and this is who our President decides to keep company with. Elitist a-holes.

  • jacamina

    Our Preezy in Chief’s priorities are turned upside down…well at least in Patriotic American’s minds they are. Guess it’s the norm for this POMPOUS! We HAVE to oust him in November; America DESERVES a REAL leader…America is burning!

  • allenbarr

    impeach impeach impeach. A 10% president

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

    Embassies are on fire all over the Mideast.


    Is that a fiddle I hear?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The fiddle was Nero. Our guy, Zero, is jammin with Dhimmis.

  • Robert Jones

    Help support “Burqa for Michelle Obama”

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    They busted caps in our embassy yo. The only gangsta in chief ever. Jay Z, Beyonce, and any other idiot there should have at least a little sense to say, hey maybe now is not the time to campaign to their good buddy O. I think the new ” House Mix ” for 2012 should be 0% DNC in the White House, and far fewer numbers in the House and Senate as well. They keep spinning the same old broken record of symbolism over substance and the droning beat is annoying.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Jay-Z and BeyBey would never naysay the Preezy. They worship the ground he walks on and would do anything he told them to do. ANYTHING.

  • http://twitter.com/KKingTX K King

    He’s got, got, got, got no time….no, no, no, no, no, no, no time

  • Elaine

    HAHAHAHA LOOK at what is calling someone a “douche!” Romney had every right to make a comment. Obama ignored the problem, apologized and put even more people at risk! They don’t like the TRUTH that thier “dictator’ is a failure at everything he does.

  • weRbroke

    His handlers want him to fail. They are tired of trying to contain the insanity and lies, spinning day and night for an Affirmative Action President.
    Just wait, November 7th, they will declare him defeated and the MSM will blame it on racists that voted him out.
    It’s the perfect exit for the man who just laid a 4 yr long charm in the OVAL OFFICE, stunk up the place and stuck America with his TAB.

  • tjp77

    Well to be fair, if he was going to blow off Netanyahu for his Jay-Z party, then why would a few burning embassies and a dead ambassador change anything?

  • rinodino

    The hate is strong in this thread…. Funny how mittens keeps campaigning billionaires who want to rule the world and suppressing the 99 percent but no mention of that…,shhhh let’s keep that hush hush and use code words for the president lol

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

      Whatever helps you sleep at night, dave. It isn’t Romney’s fault that Obama proves each and every day (especially this week) that he is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure of a POTUS.

    • Champster5

      Like the preezy isn’t part of the “1%” as well, hobnobbing and money begging from billionaire elitists and millionaire celebrities that share his marxist and anti-colonialist/America views? BTW, love your Obama avatar.

    • J. Cox

      Your idiocy is astounding..where to even start with you..like it would matter anyhow.All you see through your kool-aide colored glasses is crap turned gold.Your head is so far up your own ass,you brush your teeth bent over..but please keep with the Bilderberger conspiracy and the racial dog whistles..Makes showing how dumb dumb can be easier.

      • rinodino

        You guys make the whistles so easy. Hip Hop president?! Are you serious? Lol hmmm I wonder who that was geared towards? LOL take back our country from the hip hop president!!! Yep no whistles there lol

        • J. Cox

          I apologize…you really are this ignorant.To you..Hip-Hop is only for..Blacks?The 2 artist are..country singers?Can you put 2 and 2 together?I know you guys on the left only see people by their color,and classify them accordingly…but honestly..we will go by the content of their character..you know..that MLK thing.Thanks again for showing us that dumb and dumber was actually made so people on the left could feel better about themselves.Now go back to placing people in boxes you create for them and slurring any conservatives that stray off the democrats plantation.Oh..before I forget..did you hear about the trouble in the middle east… apparently our president hasn’t.

        • Guest

          Blacks don’t own hip hop. I think Eminem proved that. He’s the best next to Tupac. Oops you dropped your race card. Dunce.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I don’t see the President having dinner with your 99% ass. I don’t think he likes you much. Being a 1%’er and all.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      You nitwit.

    • Guest

      You actually believe Obamas middle class? How stupid can you be? He just built a 35 million dollar mansion in Hawaii. How does a guy who never worked a real job in his life get so much money? Obamas rich too you numbskull only he didn’t earn it like Mitt did.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      davey gets paid to troll Conservative websites.

  • http://twitter.com/Tank2222S James s hassell

    Obama has got to go.how. could a communist muslem be pres of the usa

  • Minu De Icaza-Ramsey

    Insulting, this guy is a party animal and doesn’t care if Americans die or have died just to party with the intellectually and morally deprived.

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    You haters don’t understand “The Priorities”!

    In the grand scheme of things, all that matters is The Beat.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    The Three Stooges.

  • nc

    I wonder how many votes this will actually net for him, as compared with the number of voters who will see this as the last straw and say, that’s it, I can’t vote for this fool again.

  • Flagramma

    A real caring Potus would of said have fundraiser but I have to attend to business at the WH that is very urgent but no Obama goes and parties down . He just is not fit to be an American President . That is not how works Obama you are to be in WH where needed and talking to other heads of states!