#TweetBoat is the Occupy Wall Street Twitter team. It’s also the mode of transportation an Occupy man-child cobbled together in his mom’s basement with craft scissors and Elmer’s glue. Finger paint may have been involved.

https://twitter.com/#!/SamRichards10/status/198275448755601408

Video wizard? Behold the wizardry:

Have tweetboat, will travel? Tell us this playa doesn’t get all the ladies when the S.S. Douchenozzle docks at Port Occupy.

This guy is going places. Someday, he may even have his own #Tweetilla.