BOOM! New details of the Michael Cohen-Novartis deal are FREAKING HILARIOUS

Pharmaceutical giant Novartis has issued a statement in regard to reports that the company paid Trump lawyer Michael Cohen for consulting work related to health care in 2017, and to be quite honest, it’s hilarious.

First up, the company says the contract was for $100,000 a month for a period of 12 months:

https://twitter.com/ArmstrongDrew/status/994247719995789312

But the company was not happy with Cohen and says he did not provide the “anticipated services”:

https://twitter.com/ArmstrongDrew/status/994248212138610688

And according to the company, they only met with Cohen once before trying to cancel the contract…

https://twitter.com/ArmstrongDrew/status/994249648826212353

…but, SURPRISE!

Because Michael Cohen is a better lawyer than the Novartis lawyer, Cohen still got paid the full amount of the contract despite doing nothing at all:

https://twitter.com/ArmstrongDrew/status/994252252079644672

Hecuva job there, Novartis.

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