Politico is literally having the crappiest election day ever

Now this is funny:

How 2016 ends at @Politico World HQ in Rosslyn: a cracked pipe in a 9th floor bathroom leaking sewage onto the 8th floor where newsroom is.

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) November 8, 2016

We’re all laughing at this, so don’t feel guilty:

I'm laughing way too hard at this for someone who isn't ten years old https://t.co/3APYHCfpnX

— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) November 8, 2016

And how soon until the conservative Washington Free Beacon — that’s in the same building — gets blamed?

Free Beacon people flushing cherry bombs https://t.co/JZ9TP2FN8L

— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) November 8, 2016

Make Politico’s newsroom smell great again!

***