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WATCH: Ted Cruz jokes about running over Donald Trump in a car

A very relaxed Ted Cruz was in California yesterday for a fundraiser as well as an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, which we must say was pretty good.

Here are some of the funnier zingers (full clips down below):

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And here are the clips…

On Hollywood:

On not being liked by his Senate colleagues:

On his plan to patrol Muslim neighborhoods:

And here’s the full clip of Cruz saying he’d run over Donald Trump with his car:

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