Can this be real?
This is why other countries hate us.
Florida Woman Has Surgery To Add Third Breast To Her Chest « http://t.co/FdCTMPuKe0 #3Boobs #MTV
— Happy Pants Media (@happypantsNJ) September 22, 2014
From the CBS in Tampa link above:
A Tampa massage therapist who calls herself “Jasmine Tridevil” says she spent $20,000 on a procedure to add a third breast to her chest.
The Florida woman told Real Radio 104.1 that she “called like 50 or 60 doctors” in order to have the surgery adding a third breast.
And why would she do this?
Woman gets 3rd breast implant to 'turn off men,' and you'll never guess which US state she lives in #ormaybeyouwill http://t.co/qSbYrnhrlI
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 22, 2014
Yeah, that’s not very believable.
We can’t wait for the feminists to weigh in on this one. If nail polish that can detect date-rape drugs is reinforcing rape culture, what does a third breast do?
Bonus: she’s trying out for some sort of MTV reality show:
https://twitter.com/JasmineTridevil/status/511609700564336641
https://twitter.com/JasmineTridevil/status/511610759986835456
Video and more photos are available here on her Twitter feed.
And yes Michelle, it is:
Death of civilization, part 998,999 MT @DailyMail FL woman adds 3rd breast in bid to become reality TV star http://t.co/StfBCn3Cuy
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 22, 2014
Here’s hoping that this is all a big hoax and we never, ever have to hear about it again.
Update: Whew! The boobs are probably not real (and not spectacular):
WTSP received an incident report from earlier this month after Tridevil claimed to have her baggage stolen at Tampa International Airport. When her bag was eventually recovered, a property receipt was issued that included an item described as a “3 breast prosthesis.”
As is the case in matters such as these, it took just minutes for doubters to claim that Tridevil’s extra appendage was all a scam.
Commenters on Tridevil’s Facebook page immediately went on the attack, going so far as to question the massage’s therapist’s mental makeup.
Even the popular rumor-squashing website Snopes.com attempted to debunk the bonus boob, although they stopped short of calling it a total fake.
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