SHOT. . .

Author Stephen King hates Gov. Ron DeSantis and Florida:

Like, he *REALLY* hates Gov. Ron DeSantis and Florida:

CHASER. . .

You know, Stephen, if you hate Florida so much there’s nothing stopping you from leaving your home there and going back to Maine. From the Sarasota Herald-Tribune in February:

Wow. He got vaccinated back in February? Thanks, Gov. DeSantis!

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