In other news, who is ready for ancient viruses recently discovered in ice samples in China?

“What could go wrong?”:

And we’ve seen this movie before:

 

Note to Dr. Fauci: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THIS ONE!

Oh, for sure. This is like having to touch a “wet paint” sign just to make sure, but the scientist version of that:

We really are doomed as a species, aren’t we?

And here comes the combination of virus porn with climate porn for one perfect new narrative:

Oh, yes, because that is the “REAL POINT”:

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