Bill Kristol wants to start a new centrist party and thinks this owl from the account @BirdCentralPark should be its symbol, but like his new party, the tweet with the new mascot has already been deleted:

How fitting:

Anyway, a second snag to his poorly-conceived plan is that there already was an Owl Party but it was satirical in nature:

And it looks like he’s talked himself out of it already:

He’s now thinking about calling himself a “Democratic-Republican”:

This message brought to you directly from NYC’s Upper West Side:

In other words, the Manhattan party?

Next stop, Iowa!

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