The New York Times published a “deep dive” into the sexual assault allegation made by Tara Reade against then Sen. Joe Biden and . . .found nothing:

But they want you to know they really, really tried to get to the bottom of it:

But, alas:


FWIW, Joe Biden refused to comment in the article, just his campaign:

Now, the article does end with this open-ended question if Biden has the “capacity” to do more than his creepy touching: