LOL NOTHING MATTERS.

From Sky News:

Yes, it’s 100% real:

They’re not even going to give it a name:

What a “stunning and brave” move by officials at the aquarium:

Hopefully the penguin has one of those gender-reveal parties. Perhaps an exploding fish with either pink or blue dyed innards?

Also, the aquarium is making some pretty big assumptions as to the sexuality of the adoptive parents:

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